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Three guys are in a bar on the top of a cliff. The first guy says to the other guys 'You know, if had just one more beer, I think I could fly.' The second guy says 'No Way!' So the first guy orders a beer and drinks it. Then all three guys walk out to the edge of the cliff. The first guy jumps off, starts falling to the ground, and then flies back to the top of the cliff.
The second guy is totally amazed, so he says 'You know, if I had another beer, I bet I could do that too.' So all three guys go into the bar, and the second guy has another beer. After he finished, he said 'Ok, I will be able to fly now' So they all went outside and the second guy jumped off of the cliff and feel to the bottom, where he hit the ground and died instantly. The third guy turned to thefirst guy and said 'You know Superman, you are a real jerk when you drink'. On his way to JFK to fly to Zurich, a businessman stopped off at a bank in downtown NYC and asked for an immediate loan of $5,000.
{ MIHIRA SIRITHILAKA (මිහිර සිරිතිලක) is a young Sri Lankan Comedy actor who has been popular for his acting in Sinhala Films (Sikuru Hathe, Ko Mark No Mark, Suhada Koka), Telivision (Ataka Nataka, Kathura, Ran Samanalayo) and Stage Dramas (Nari Burathi). Sep 29, 2018 - Is it OK to tell Irish jokes in a fake Sri Lankan accent? The comedian on talent shows, trolls and his right to offend.
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The loan officer squinted, needing collateral. 'Here, take the keys to my Rolls,' the man offered. The loan was promptly issued, and the car was secured in the bank's underground parking area for safekeeping.
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Two weeks later, the man returned to settle up his loan and reclaim his Rolls. 'That will be $5,000 in principal plus $15.40 in interest,' the loan officer reported. The man wrote out a check and started to walk away. 'Please, sir,' the loan officer interjected, 'while you were gone, I found out that you are a multimillionaire. Why in the world would you need to borrow $5,000?' The man smiled.
'Where else in Manhattan could I find secured parking for two weeks for only $15.40?' So, a guy is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for company There's plenty of food and water, and the weather is beautiful, so he's doing alright--but after a few months he gets 'lonely', if you know what I mean, nudge nudge wink wink. The pig starts to look more and more attractive--soft, pink flesh, round buttocks, etc. But every time this poor guy makes an advance towards the pig, the Doberman snarls at him and once almost bit his leg. Very frustrating. One day the guy sees a speck on the horizon, so he swims out there and it turns out to be a dinghy, cast adrift, and in the bottom of the boat is a beautiful woman, unconscious.
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He drags her to shore and brings her into his hut and slowly nurses her back to health. Finally she is well enough to walk and she says to him 'Thank you, thank you for saving my life. I don't know how I can ever repay you.
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Dwarfs protest vehemently and then Snow white relents and says that when i get into the water and u hear the splash, u can turn around. Snow white undresses and as she is about to jump into water, at that very moment she is startled by a frog who jumps into water before she can. The moment the dwarfs hear the SPLASH, the Dwarfs turn around and see Snow white standing NAKED. Now if this incident is a sequel to an ad, what product is being advertised? Page down for answer NOW.